So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize