i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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