he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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