Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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