the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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