I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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