this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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