alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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