i just wanna soil my oats bro
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
