yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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