Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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