We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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