I just made out with a guy for $7.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
