i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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