Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
They have beer where we have blood.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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