i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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