I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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