think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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