so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize