Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am