I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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