I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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