Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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