Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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