I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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