You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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