Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i think i have two assholes
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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