it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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