Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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