whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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