i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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