If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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