In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
