Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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