Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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