are you so shy because you have an std?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
