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The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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