Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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