I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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