YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My breasts were aching with rage.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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