Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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