i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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