from now on my penis is your penis
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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