he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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