what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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