why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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