It's Friday. Sex?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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