all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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