we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.