The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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