I puked a lego.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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