She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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