The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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